if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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