Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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