but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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