so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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