fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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