And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
