playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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