I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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