Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You ruined the universe
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
