Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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