The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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