He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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