when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How does it feel to date your dad?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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