Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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