i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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