O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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