Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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