you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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