We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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