Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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