I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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