His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
