I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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