me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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