Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
where are you?
Hypothermia
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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