Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we're making bets on your personal life
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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