Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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