Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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