Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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