I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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