btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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