i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
