awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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