I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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