Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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