On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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