If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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