I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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