Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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