Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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