i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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