i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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