i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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