He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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