I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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