well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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