Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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