You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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