drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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