i barfeds in our rink
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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