ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Couch. On fire.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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