Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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