do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think a kid would responsible me up
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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